bonushumor:

i wish i had kim kardashian’s talent of not having any talent and making money out of it

(via autumnmarie1223)

edward: hey i just met you
bella:
edward: and this is crazy
bella:
edward: here's my number
bella:
edward: i watch you sleep
bella: what
edward:
bella:
edward:
bella:
edward: so call me maybe

edward: hey i just met you
bella:
edward: and this is crazy
bella:
edward: here's my number
bella:
edward: i watch you sleep
bella: what
edward:
bella:
edward:
bella:
edward: so call me maybe

THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1: but I'm not!
Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: honestly?
Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: probably Iron Man.
Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2: oh yeah..
Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!

THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1: but I'm not!
Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: honestly?
Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: probably Iron Man.
Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2: oh yeah..
Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!

THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1: but I'm not!
Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: honestly?
Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: probably Iron Man.
Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2: oh yeah..
Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!

shavingryansprivates:

do you ever love someone so much that you hate their fuckin guts

(via funnybro)

shavingryansprivates:

do you ever love someone so much that you hate their fuckin guts

(via funnybro)

bromofasho:

nigga-chan:

nicoosuxx:

remember when they were going to censor the internet

remember when white people cared about kony 

Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

(Source: sweatymannipples1993, via somori)

bromofasho:

nigga-chan:

nicoosuxx:

remember when they were going to censor the internet

remember when white people cared about kony 

Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

(Source: sweatymannipples1993, via somori)